2008/09/08 05:54:52
presenting: a transcript of a youtube video
In the spirit of Sam512's transcript of >9000, I present, "The Scout's" Sexy Suspender Striptease"; a youtube poop of the Meet The Scout video. Watch them in order for maximum context, or not!Typographic conventions: "Text:" denotes on screen text added by the editor. "--" denotes a jump cut. Four repetitions of anything is taken to mean "many", to avoid having to count a specific number.
Meet the Scout:
The Scout's Sexy Suspender Striptease:
The TF2 Sting plays over the title card. --ing --ing --ing --ing
The Scout taps a Heavy, eating a sandvich, in the head with a baseball bat.
Scout: Yo, what's up?
The Scout hits the heavy in the stomach with a baseball bat.
Scout: Bonk! -onk onk onk onk onk onk!
The Scout, in front of the title card.
Scout: Grass grows, grass --flies, grass --shines, and brother, grass --hurts people. --pl --pl --pl --pl
Scout: Wooooo! --ooo! --ooo! --ooo! --ooo!
Scout: If I --ooo! was from --ooo! where grass --ooo! was from? --ooo! I'm a force of nature. --ooo!
Scout: Bonk!
Scout: And brudda, if you? --ooo!
Heavy: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Scout: --ooo!
Scout: Birds --grow --grass.
The scout taps the camera repeatedly, forming a musical scale.
Scout: I'm a f(BEEP)ckin--
Heavy: Arrgh!
Scout: Nee-- grow, Nee-- grow, Nee-- grow, Nee-- grow, Nee-- grow, Nee-- grow.
Text: NEGRO
Scout pauses.
Scout: Okay.
The Scout screams "Woo!" repeatedly, forming a musical scale.
Scout: Aggggg! -g! -g! -g! -g! -g!
Scout: Okay.
Scout: --g --g --g --g --g --ass --ass --ass --ass --ass --s --s --s --s --s
The Scout screams "Woo!" repeatedly, forming a melody.
Scout: That's beautiful. Uuf --uf --uf --uf --uf
Scout: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Heavy: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Scout: Abu --dabu --dabu --dabu --dabu
Scout: I mean --uh --do you have any idea, --a --a --a --a --who I am.
Heavy: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Scout: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Scout: Arrrrrrrrrgh!
Heavy: Arrgh!
Scout: You listening? You listening? --ng --ng --ng --ng. You listening?
The Scout pauses.
Scout: You listening?
Scout: Woo --ooo! --ooo! --ooo! --ooo!
The Scout taps a Heavy, eating a sandvich, in the head with a baseball bat. --taps --taps --taps The heavy turns to look, then turns away.
Scout: --ta --ta --ta --ta --DoyouhaveanyideawhoIam. --Grass grows --Grass grows --grows --grows --Grass grows --Grass grows
Scout: Bonk!
Scout: Birds --shines, and brudda, I hurtya --brudda --brudda --brudda
Scout: --ya --ya --ya --ya --ya
Scout: I --grow --grass
Heavy: Arrgh!
Scout: Bonk!
The scout surveys the building housing the central capture point in cp_well, in slow motion, while a song plays in the background. He smirks, cycles the action on his shotgun, and begins to sprint forwards. A Blu, level one sentry tracks, and fires two shots.
Text: AND THEN HE DIED.
The TF2 sting plays over a group shot of the Red team.