wheeeSo me, Thomas, Shea, Eamon and Dave are driving back from the bowling alley.
The road is wet, and i am not wearing my seatbelt. This is important later.
We see a guy we know, and speed up to pass him. We're going kind of fast, so I yank on my seatbelt to lock it, and wrap it around.
There's a turn at this point on the road, and Dave turns a bit too hard, loses traction, overcorrects, and spins through a lane of traffic to smash into a guardrail in front of a steep dropoff. All this takes about five seconds. No other cars are hit, although someone swerved to avoid us and rearended a van.
We get out, and there's a ragged hole in the bumper, and the car is leaking radiator coolant and oil.
I see this, and say, "Hey! Free oil change."