I've written a great many things. Have a selection of my most excellent. Read them all, and be enlightened.
Your video game is bad, and you should feel bad
A mid-length piece on a terrible, terrible video game which doesn't seem to be recieving nearly as much hate as it deserves; only more proof that everyone else in the world is stupid.
Review: Fallout 3: Part 1, The Ending
A blockbuster hate-fest concerning Fallout 3, which is actually okay, as long as you avoid certain parts. Namely, the plot.
Claptrap, mo like craptrap
Borderlands was a lot like Fallout 3. Post apocalyptic, lots of shooting, and a plot that they really should have thought about some more, after transcribing it from the bar napkin.
Fragmented viewing
Shattered Horizon's a pretty good game that doesn't have a plot, so I had to complain about something else. How about the game itself? Well, if you insist.
Coraline and the future of 3D movies
A "review" of Coraline, concerning, near exclusively, on certain technical problems which may bedevil the Real 3D format.
Bad Transcript: Avatar (2009)
Avatar was another 3D movie, but I wasn't exactly fond of it. Was it the plot? Wow, how did you know?
Creating an account on the SCP wiki is like pissing glass
Some wikis make it easy to make an account. Some don't.
Testing a battery pack like a man
I don't spend all my time complaining. Sometimes I do stupid things with power resistors.