Dear MCM Electronics,
I would dearly love to give you my money. In fact, I am literally
sitting here with my credit card in hand, primed to type in the
magical numbers on its face that would instantly transfer a sum of
money to your bank from mine.
Perhaps that's why you are making it impossible to put what I want
in my cart. After all, you're a huge electronics wholesaler with an
eye-gougingly
terribly designed web-site, and I'm some guy in Seattle. Hell,
you don't need my business! Apparently, I can just go
ahead and fuck off!
I understand, I've made it hard on you. Rather than endure your
hilariously slow search engine, I've gone directly to the product
pages. How
dare I do such a thing! In response, you have,
perfectly reasonably, caused the contents of my cart to change
randomly depending on which part of the site I'm in. That'll teach
me to try and bypass the morass of uncategorized and
product picture-less crap that you call a site! After all, who
needs
pictures? Doesn't
everyone instantly
understand what
33404 - T-HANDLE HEX 3.0
X 150MM T-HANDLE HEX 3.0 X 150MM T-HANDLE HEX 3.0 X 150MM is
supposed to mean? Screw them if they're not the kind of autist who
memorizes product numbers for fun. MCM doesn't need
their
money!
Love, bbot.
But seriously, folks, I absolutely
cannot wait until
someone like
Newegg, someone
who, in short,
knows how to run an e-commerce site, comes
out of nowhere and blows
these dinosaurs out of the water. Protip,
guys! If you feature your
paper catalog on the front page
of you
web site, then you are a fucking
fossil, and should do us all a favor and
die.
If people are writing their
own
search engines to navigate the sea of crap that is your
catalog, and receiving
great
press as well as piles of money, then you are
doing it
wrong.
Ugh!