May 08, 2008 Archives

2008/05/08 03:18:49

dreams

Whenever I am awake while my mother is sleeping, I find it expedient to be in another room, or preferably several miles away; so that by mass or distance her bloodcurdling screams are attenuated before they assault my ears.

You see, my mother experiences night terrors. As that wikipedia link will tell you, night terrors are much like nightmares, only they infiltrate our world from the darker places beyond, inspiring my mother to spring awake from a dead sleep, shrieking, and then as quickly fall back into slumber; leaving bystanders wondering if medical attention should be summoned first for their shattered ear drums, or for the stab wounds my mother had to have acquired to produce such screams.

If you talk to her before she returns to sleep, she will babble what can only be described as a mad tale; of exploding cats and malevolent figures, of the cosmic horrors which lurk outside our mortal sight and wait unsleeping, ranks of eyes unblinking and filthy dripping chitinous claws, for the portent that will herald the End of Days, and plunge this plane into night unceasing.

Once it was about house painters. For some reason.

So yeah, I've become a heavy sleeper.


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