bbot's blog

I'm sorry to sound a million fucking years old here, but anyone who feels the need to sit at the very back of an otherwise empty bus needs to be shot. It's the spot of choice for noisy wannabe gangsters. I don't have anything against wannabe gangstas, who are otherwise a fine, upstanding group of fifteen year old white males, but I do have a problem with wannabe gangstas who won't shut the fuck up at one o clock in the fucking morning.

So I'm going through the new items in my rss reader, when I see a project wonderful ad with cleavage. Being male, I, of course, click on it. And what should befell my eyes but this

Now, I'm not a prude, but the thing is, fanservice is very limited in scope. It attracts males, but it cannot take the place of actual content. Loading your terrible furry webcomic down with fanservice won't make it any less terrible, but it will make it crappy, overly talky softcore pornography. No matter how explicit you make it, (and my lowlife associates assure me that it can get pretty explicit) it still won't be actual porn, because of the inherent limitations of the medium. Fanservice is great, but it has to be used sparingly.

But it's not until this that I truly began to plumb the depths of madness that is SFA. Stupidly wide image. Terrible, terrible art. Rapping furries who can't bring themselves to say "ass", despite the damn near full-frontal nudity in the previous page. A page that describes the comic as "hilarious". Oh boy, I can't wait until the comic actually starts!

And after a mere nine pages of filler, we are treated to... a terrible small penis joke and some terrible unretouched scans of terrible pencil drawings. The next page doesn't disappoint, either. Or the next. Yeah! You show that strawman who's the boss!

You get the point. I was going to write a full out rant on the manifold crimes of Single Female Alien, but A, I can't bring myself to endure the complete archives (all 30 pages), and B, as far as I can tell it never actually starts. Every page is a "bonus strip", or random filler. The "bonus strip" nomenclature made me suspect that perhaps this was the vile front to a hidden abyss of horror and poorly drawn basketball tits; but subjecting myself to his shitty deviantart page turned up nothing but horror and a link to...

Oh.

Apparently Chidi Okonkwo was so enamored of his talents that he decided to sell SFA for actual cash money, much like the stuff you use to buy objects of actual value. But hey, at least it's FREE FOR COLLEGE NEWSPAPERS, right?